Contemplating Suicide..

same kinda deal, here..

get really wasted and take some pills.. fall asleep and choke on your puke

hmmmmmmm asphyxiation by vomit

tie one arm to a tree, pole, lampost, whatever works... tie your other arm to a train and wait

now this one.. same deal, only tie yourself to a car/truck and place a large bag of flour on the gas peddle, with a slit in the bottom so it escapes slowly.. hit the clutch and go

you can also do this with two cars going opposite directions if you don't like the thought of harming the tree/pole

damn! [img]eek.gif[/img]

i'm kinda fond of that last one.. *nods

well it would certainly get the job done

ok... what ya do is ya get a bicycle pump... ya swallow the nozel, fill the chamber with burning oil... then go sit in the middle of the street and pump, pump, pump!

*cracks up*....yeah I'm sick*L*

*L.. that's ok.. i laugh till i cry when i read this..

*LOL* definitely some good reading here

find the nearest sawmill with a wood chipper.. wait until after coffee break and jump on in.. if yer lucky you can move the thing that spits out the chips, resulting in an even bigger mess for some poor sap to clean..

icicles.. it could be big, small, long, short, those fuckers are deadly either way.. you could slam it into yer temple, for all i care.. as long as it kills ya, right.. by the time they find yer body, that sucker should be melted..
that'll leave people wondering..

i forget the other ones he told me to put up.. i'll think, tho..

mine.. my best friend and i got into a fight.. was thinkin bout blowing my brains out in her bathtub.. or maybe hanging myself there, so that they'd have to open the shower curtain that they leave closed all the time, before they would discover the body hanging there..

aha! i remembered..

put on some shorts.. t shirt.. go for a nice long walk n die of frostbite.. rain and sleet make for an effective freezing agent till morning

aight!!

not a damn thing was gonna stop me till i read the death by meat grinder....
everybody eatin the sausage thing....
fuckers made me laugh, what the hell is that shit up there, its not good to laugh when your determined to do something serious...
the seriousness of the reason losses all meaning...somewhat [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]

aww these are some good solutions.. the way i see it, if yer gonna do it, do it with style!

*kick
i needed a laugh..
go to south carolina and throw myself in front of rant's car..

you gotta time this one right..
drink a jug of bleach directly before a family dinner
walk in as they're saying grace
and puke your guts out all over the food and family
proceed to go into toxic shock on the floor and,
with luck,
die under the table